Ottumwa, IA- Shockwaves ran through the auto industry today as a new study relating vehicle model to type of person was released by the Center for Rich Aging People. CRAP releases their annual report in an attempt to save those who are well off from making a mistake regarding 'how long is too long' to be seen in a particular vehicle.
The most surprising entry into the study this year was the Infiniti FX. Apparently, owning any year of this model has made the list this year. The report goes on to suggest that the car's sultry curves and smartly designed interior are simply not enough to keep this model relevant in today's market. Agency spokesperson Kermit DeFraug announced 'These cars, although once deemed exquisite by many, are simply not as cool as they were 5 years ago. Then, the FX gave off the vibe 'Look world! I'm an up-and-coming military officer! Now it only seems right as a 'Hey, my brother gave me this ride, despite it still having a decent trade-in value. At least this way, he doesn't have to be embarrassed driving it to a dealership.'
The most surprising entry into the study this year was the Infiniti FX. Apparently, owning any year of this model has made the list this year. The report goes on to suggest that the car's sultry curves and smartly designed interior are simply not enough to keep this model relevant in today's market. Agency spokesperson Kermit DeFraug announced 'These cars, although once deemed exquisite by many, are simply not as cool as they were 5 years ago. Then, the FX gave off the vibe 'Look world! I'm an up-and-coming military officer! Now it only seems right as a 'Hey, my brother gave me this ride, despite it still having a decent trade-in value. At least this way, he doesn't have to be embarrassed driving it to a dealership.'
Some critics have dismissed DeFraug's words as shenanigans, even while the market appears to have shown a sharp decline in women interested in men who own an FX.
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